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oh-so-pleasant:

updating my resume like

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1 day ago on April 21st, 2014 | J | 16,351 notes

death-by-lulz:

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

1 day ago on April 21st, 2014 | J | 1,694,321 notes

mycinderelladream:

silentmania:

Dolphins see themselves in a mirror

everyone should stop and reblog dolphins in a mirror

Dolphin: NO WONDER THE ICE CAPS ARE MELTING. IM FUCKIN HOT.

sassy dolphins.

"RALPH ARE YOU SEEING THIS???"

sooo cute

1 day ago on April 21st, 2014 | J | 747,253 notes

chandra75:

George Takei,

You rule. 

1 day ago on April 21st, 2014 | J | 132,428 notes
scorpiondagger:

inspired by james braithwaite. check out his tumblr here.

scorpiondagger:

inspired by james braithwaite. check out his tumblr here.

1 day ago on April 21st, 2014 | J | 840 notes

The kids face behind her is my reaction

The kids face behind her is my reaction

1 day ago on April 21st, 2014 | J | 118,252 notes

thotkage:

nsfwgpoy:

those nerds in high school who run like this

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in my middle school there was a boy who wanted to be called Sasuke Uchiha and he wore a Sasuke cosplay to school everyday and one day he did this run down the stairs and broke his arm and apparently he told the principle it was the ‘Naruto run’ and then we were all banned from wearing Naruto headbands and doing this run and Naruto was put down as gang activity at our school

1 day ago on April 21st, 2014 | J | 216,276 notes

myotpisgay:

i-make-doodles-lol:

hey look

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it’s shakespeare.

that was the worst pun ever but im laughing

1 day ago on April 21st, 2014 | J | 66,952 notes

flightsofwonder:

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religiousdad:

i’m having an out of body experience 

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turntechgoddamnit:

turntechgoddamnit:

for some reason i was reminded of the time where I had one of these sodas:

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and it had been shaken at one point without me knowing, so when i cracked it open it started to foam and fizz like crazy.

So, to prevent it from getting everywhere i put my mouth over the entire cap and kept swallowing until it stopped

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and that was my first gay experience

someone asked me to repost this.

1 day ago on April 21st, 2014 | J | 27,350 notes

thatzak:

I did not appreciate this show enough when it was on the air

1 day ago on April 21st, 2014 | J | 83,960 notes