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2 weeks ago on July 4th, 2014 | J | 83,951 notes

terrakion:

alt-j:

michaxl:

gf: babe come over

me: i cant im doing gymnastics on the top of mt everest

gf: my parents are out ;)

me:

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IS HE OKAY??!!!!?

yes hes with his girlfriend now

2 weeks ago on July 4th, 2014 | J | 169,917 notes

tastefullyoffensive:

Happy ‘Merica! Day

2 weeks ago on July 4th, 2014 | J | 25,585 notes

thevigilantea:

WHATS THAT SOUND???????????????????????

image

2 weeks ago on July 4th, 2014 | J | 667 notes
micromanaging:

lesbiancactus:

I really really needed to see thhs

treat yourself and look at this please

micromanaging:

lesbiancactus:

I really really needed to see thhs

treat yourself and look at this please

1 month ago on June 21st, 2014 | J | 296,057 notes

the-official-princess-club:

The Princess Club

Episode 81

1 month ago on June 21st, 2014 | J | 104,617 notes
frozenmusings:

and people seriously ask me why I would want an owl.

frozenmusings:

and people seriously ask me why I would want an owl.

1 month ago on June 21st, 2014 | J | 147,080 notes
believe-wbu:

tbh I’d probably spend the day sprinting laps around this pretending I’m on wipeout

believe-wbu:

tbh I’d probably spend the day sprinting laps around this pretending I’m on wipeout

1 month ago on June 21st, 2014 | J | 183,534 notes

doomsmask:

I CAN’T be the only one who sees something wrong with this.

1 month ago on June 21st, 2014 | J | 36,672 notes
theladymonsters:

alinastaarkov:

I’m crying because this is amazing

DID SHE JUST

theladymonsters:

alinastaarkov:

I’m crying because this is amazing

DID SHE JUST

1 month ago on June 21st, 2014 | J | 69,851 notes
plays

foxgrl:

courtneystodden2:

nishlo:

trillow:

ive watched this so many times

u know he hit the blunt right before he walked out like “just one hit no big deal” but he pulled TOO HARD

LMAO

"it was her right"

1 month ago on June 21st, 2014 | J | 45,454 notes
1 month ago on June 15th, 2014 | J | 164,798 notes

tyleroakley:

tiktok-itsaclock:

fiftyshadesofugly:

We just got our yearbooks and these are my fav quotes

I KEPT THINKING I HAD A FAVORITE AND THEY JUST KEPT GETTING BETTER AND BETTER

senior quotes are the new text post

1 month ago on June 15th, 2014 | J | 269,341 notes
1 month ago on June 15th, 2014 | J | 55,818 notes

sinclairslick:

angerfish:

masterfasterfactor:

I just find it hilarious that while all the fighters get ready for an epic battle, the Villager is just getting ready to put an end to Pit’s life.

And what’s wrong with that? Any responsible villager should properly dispose of pit falls.

P͚͈̹͉͇̲̠̜̭̥̳̼̺͔̉ͮͬͨ͆ͥ͋̿ͨ̍̉̓ͯ̓ͣͪ̆̚Ḯ̥̟̗͔͚͔̖͒ͥͦ͌̾̈̊̈́ͯT̖͔̺͔̝̗͚͕̹̝̪̭̙̠̼͚̋̐̃̿̀̇ͥͤ̆̑̎̚ ̰̳̫̲͇̙̙͔̻͉̀ͫ͋̿̆̈́̀F̞̖̳̦̋̏̑ͮ̐́͌A̝͔͔̥̭̫̪͎̫͈̼̜̫͈͈̲ͦ̈ͬ̓̍ͅͅL̪͕̟̪̜̳̯̻͕̪̗̪̱̠̭̜̱̟ͪͩͯͫ͛ͤ̂͊ͅL͈̩͕͚̼̞͊ͪ̿̽͋̓ͬͪ͆̒͑ͬ̚S̬̙͈̝̙̃̾̿͆̆ͤͮ̄͐͒̓̈̉ͦͥ ͓͇̜̟̣͓̞̙͚̺̦̳̱͙͑̎ͩ͗̇ͨ̂̋̏ͫ̾̿͒̉͊

1 month ago on June 15th, 2014 | J | 23,836 notes