|parents:||ugh newborns are awful i havent slept in weeks and they cost so much|
|parents:||ugh toddlers are awful everything is broken and i havent slept past 5 in weeks and they cost so much|
|parents:||ugh children are awful all they do is want want want and never give back and they cost so much|
|parents:||ugh pre teens are awful for many many reasons|
|parents:||ugh teenagers are awful theyre lazy slobs who dont do anything and they cost so much|
|parents:||having kids ruined my body, my house, my bank, and my social life|
|kid/teen/young adult/adult:||i dont want kids|
|parent:||wHaaATT YOU DONT WANT KIDS? HOW CAN YOU NOT WANT THEM THEYRE WONDERFUL YOU'LL CHANGE YOUR MIND WHEN YOU GET OLDER|
that nigga dead, he summoned ifrit with that balloon
the fire nation struck again
frodo coulda destroyed the ring in that room
casting for the new human torch
u think his fedora protected him or nah
These captions lol
AND CALVIN IS WITH THE GIRL THAT HATED HIM ASFHAGS
im crying a lil bit
I need this in my tumblr forever.
is anyone gonna talk about how his kids name is bacon???
HE’S WITH SUZIE THAT WAS MY CHILDHOOD OTP
..this is real.
who names their kid bacon
Calvin and Hobbes were Reformation-era philosophers, as was Frances Bacon. I’m better his daughter’s name is actually Frances, but he calls her by the appropriate last name of the philosopher, just as Calvin and Hobbes are last names.
OH THE FEELS! THE ABSOLUTE FEELS!
OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH. MY. GAAAAAAAAAWD.
I’M FREKING OUT
Literally sobbing. This is perfect.