I really like cookies
parents:ugh newborns are awful i havent slept in weeks and they cost so much
parents:ugh toddlers are awful everything is broken and i havent slept past 5 in weeks and they cost so much
parents:ugh children are awful all they do is want want want and never give back and they cost so much
parents:ugh pre teens are awful for many many reasons
parents:ugh teenagers are awful theyre lazy slobs who dont do anything and they cost so much
parents:having kids ruined my body, my house, my bank, and my social life
kid/teen/young adult/adult:i dont want kids
parent:wHaaATT YOU DONT WANT KIDS? HOW CAN YOU NOT WANT THEM THEYRE WONDERFUL YOU'LL CHANGE YOUR MIND WHEN YOU GET OLDER
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Posted
5 hours ago
“I realized two things from an early age – I was insane and had some kind of comedic thing going on. My brain was wired to think about things in terms of how funny they were.”

(Source: breathtakingqueens, via meredith-is-here)

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Posted
6 hours ago

dinuguan:

Pan’s Labyrinth (2006)

(Source: vital-dust, via spacelizardlord)

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Posted
7 hours ago
sincerelysahi:

woodmeat:

tsunamiwavesurfing:

that nigga dead, he summoned ifrit with that balloon
the fire nation struck again
frodo coulda destroyed the ring in that room
casting for the new human torch

u think his fedora protected him or nah

These captions lol

sincerelysahi:

woodmeat:

tsunamiwavesurfing:

that nigga dead, he summoned ifrit with that balloon

the fire nation struck again

frodo coulda destroyed the ring in that room

casting for the new human torch

u think his fedora protected him or nah

These captions lol

(via stormafter)

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Posted
7 hours ago
ollietherottweiler:

COLE SPROUSE TWEETED MY DOG. 
WHY THIS PICTURE?
WHY?

ollietherottweiler:

COLE SPROUSE TWEETED MY DOG. 

WHY THIS PICTURE?

WHY?

(via knittapls)

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Posted
7 hours ago

weowned8000saladplates:

thecertifiedfangirl:

acontemplativedrunk:

ameliacgormley:

chinese-shibe-artist:

professorcheesums:

holyfandombatman:

twerkin-fo-jesus:

pokemoncards:

connivingwitch:

beyoncespregnantstomach:

CHILDHOOD BACK

AND CALVIN IS WITH THE GIRL THAT HATED HIM ASFHAGS

im crying a lil bit


I need this in my tumblr forever.

is anyone gonna talk about how his kids name is bacon???

HE’S WITH SUZIE THAT WAS MY CHILDHOOD OTP

..this is real.
CHILDHOOD

who names their kid bacon

Calvin and Hobbes were Reformation-era philosophers, as was Frances Bacon. I’m better his daughter’s name is actually Frances, but he calls her by the appropriate last name of the philosopher, just as Calvin and Hobbes are last names.

OH THE FEELS! THE ABSOLUTE FEELS!

OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH. MY. GAAAAAAAAAWD.

I’M FREKING OUT

Literally sobbing. This is perfect.

(Source: pantsareoverrated.com, via guibass)

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Posted
9 hours ago

em0rexia:

jamtards:

I’m so easily amused oh my fucking god but the pepper what the fuck

image

LoOK HOW SHOCKED THE PLUG SOCKET ON THE WALL IS OMF G

(via isle-offlightlessbirds)

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Posted
9 hours ago

necromorph-slayinglovemachine:

wHEN THE MUSIC GETS ALL INTENSE AND U CAN’T FIND THE ENEMY

image

(via highway-to-helheim)

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Posted
9 hours ago
hanari-502:

catp:

Excellent Orange is the New Black cosplay at New York Comic Con yesterday.

This is phenomenal

hanari-502:

catp:

Excellent Orange is the New Black cosplay at New York Comic Con yesterday.

This is phenomenal

(via pagingme)

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92737
Posted
9 hours ago
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